communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

(via sniffing)


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  • me: wow i finally understand math
  • moves on to next question
  • me: what the hell is this

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irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

(via fvxsos)


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icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

(via fvxsos)


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skullcrumpet:

if u turn ur music up loud enough u cant hear the sad anymore

(Source: notcallum, via sniffing)


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  • Mom: why is everything on the floor?
  • Me: gravity mom

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  • me: hey maybe today's gonna be a good day
  • hair: no
  • family: no
  • school: no
  • life: no

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sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(via fvxsos)


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tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.