teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(Source: xylemphone, via sniffing)


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foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via takeoffyourpantssandjacket)


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martinsmind:

jessepinkmanist:

life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls

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hold in ctrl while clicking

SPREAD THIS LIKE BUTTER ON A TOAST

(via whenno-onecan-heal)


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whatarethis-life:

imgonnariverdance:

the-gay-of-gay:

dennielcorsi:

emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

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i can’t

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and somehow we always end up here dont we

(via whenno-onecan-heal)


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cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”


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wtfdonnie:

BRENDON URIE NUDES LEAKED!!!

(Source: wtfdonnie, via ohdisenchanted)


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